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ANOREXIA

[ ] you have dry skin.
[ ] you eat 1 meal.
[ ] you're very weak.
[ ] you hate your body.
[ ] you starve yourself.
[ ] you have low self esteem.
[ ] you use laxatives.
[ ] you need to be more skinny. (I could use loosing just a bit of weight but I honestly don't care)
[ ] people always say you're skinny, but you think fat.
[ ] people think you are too skinny.

Total: 0

ADHD (ATTENTION DEFICIT/HYPERACTIVITY DISORDER)

[ ] your mind is all over the place.
[ ] you are hyper most of the time.
[ ] you barely pay attention to anything.
[X] you cannot cooperate with people well. (most people annoy me to no end)
[ ] you seem to never sit still.
[ ] you talk all the time. (quite the opposite)
[ ] you need attention 24/7. (I want them to leave me the heck alone)

Total: 1

BIPOLAR DISORDER

[ ] you can act wild at times then the next day you are depressed.
[X] you are very irritable.
[ ] you barely get any or no sleep.
[X] you are anti-social.
[X] you have very high self esteem at times.
[ ] you are abusing alcohol, drugs, or sex.
[ ] you have thought of/attempted suicide. (Ugh... you kidding?)

Total: 3

BULIMA NERVOSA

[ ] you throw up all of your food.
[ ] you throw it up even when you don't feel sick.
[ ] you have no control over how you eat. (I have some but not much XD)
[ ] you use laxatives.
[ ] you have overly exercised to where you almost fainted/passed out.
[ ] you always say you are fat, when you aren't.
[ ] people think you are way too skinny.

Total: 0

CONDUCT DISORDER

[ ] you are a bully.
[X] you threaten other people. (sometimes thats the only way to get the to shut the hell up)
[X] you often find yourself in fights. (just verbal, though)
[ ] you have used a weapon that could cause injury to others.
[ ] you are cruel to humans and/or animals.
[ ] you have raped/molested someone.
[ ] you destroy property on purpose.
[ ] you always lie. (I tell the truth, I only tell it the way people don't get it right)
[ ] you stay out all night.
[ ] you have ran away from home.

Total: 2

DEPRESSION

[ ] you are always sad. (instead of being sad I get P.O.'d at what would make me sad, sometimes at myself, too. that help snap me outta it)
[ ] you find no hope in your future.
[X] you find no longer excitement over the activities you used to love. (you said it Neko-chan)
[X] you always find yourself around the house or in bed all day. (IN the house at my PC)
[X] you can be/are anti-social.
[ ] you have low self esteem. (I don't care about what most people think about me)
[ ] everything bad that happens is always your fault.
[ ] you always seem to be weak or have physical features hurt.
[ ] you are failing school. (I already failed, meh)
[ ] you have thought of/attempted suicide.
[ ] you have ran away from home.
[ ] hope is no longer there for you.

Total: 3

OCD (OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER)

[X] you have daily rituals. (So I don't forget anything important. My mind is elsewhere most of the time)
[X] you have disturbing thoughts or thoughts you hate. (Disturbing. For others. I like my thoughts. ^.^)
[X] you have to do a certain thing until it feels right. (applicable for my art. Thats why theres not much of it)
[ ] you have to keep things in a certain order.
[ ] you have harmed yourself.
[ ] you are afraid you will get an STD, AIDS, or any kind of germs. (I got over that)
[X] you have to check some stuff over again. (Again applicable for art)

Total: 4
PTSD (POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER)

[ ] you repeatedly have flashbacks of horrible moments/memories in your life.
[ ] you repeatedly have dreams of horrible moments/memories in your life. (I'm not prone to any kind of nightmares)
[ ] you sometimes think the event will happen again. (there is no such event)
[ ] you feel highly uncomfortable when remembered/remembering the event.
[X] you can be/are anti-social.
[X] you have lost interest in the things you used to love. (the same thing as above)
[ ] you have not had a lot of sleep lately.
[X] you worry about dying at an early age or dying at all. (not dying in itself more about what comes next but those times are by far not as often as they used to)
[X] you can have angry outbursts. (my patience can be real short sometimes)
[X] you act younger than your age. (at least thats what they tell me)

Total: 5 (thats weird)

SCHIZOPHRENIA

[ ] you often have hallucinations
[X] you have strange, unusual dreams or thoughts. (as stated above)
[ ] you can be confused about reality and fantasy. (I keep the two separated, I just like fantasy better. Nothing against my real life, but its kind of boring)
[ ] you think people are always staring or talking about you. (don't think about it even if they really are)
[X] you have extreme anxiety or fearfulness/panic attacks (more like I used to... again see above)
[ ] you have difficulty with relationships with family, friends, and opposite sex. (I just need to be left alone from time to time, but luckily I know people who are ok with that)
[ ] you do not take care of your hygiene like you should.
[ ] you are very shy. (Im a quiet peron theres a diffrence. And I can explain it LOUDLY if someone is dumb enough to not get it.)
[X] you often talk to yourself (so what?)

Total: 3

This thing is stupid. I haven't even had a trauma to begin with. Obviously, I'm not having disorder, I'm just plain crazy XD. Or I am but there isn't the right kind in here. Whatever.